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- Chairwino/Venue & Event Coordinator.
Christopher enjoys red wine in quantity and is particularly fond of
Port. His arrival is preceded by a booming "Any Port in a storm!".
Christopher has a very good nose. And fairly nice legs. Although the
club's very own serial-monogamist, Christopher is about as charming as a
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- Vice-Chairwino - Sarah is a Cape Wine Master. They share a
secret handshake, but not with us. Her CWM code name is "Wine Nazi".
Being nocturnal, Sarah is hard to photograph, very occasionally sallying
forth to root for good wine & cocktail snacks. She startles easily. |
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- Secretary . When not sampling
massive quantities of wine he can normally be found falling off his mountain bike
or crashing his kart. Fancies himself as a bit of a
weekend warrior, although he lacks both talent and commitment. When you talk to him, he looks at you and grins and
nods and nods and grins and appears to be the world's best listener,
until you realise he has fallen asleep. He thinks he suffers from
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- Treasurer Kenjy loves red wine & hates trout. He can regularly be seen, fly-rod
in hand, desperately trying to rid our dams of them. Luckily for the
rest of us fish lovers, Ken is a lousy fisherman. He can tell a
tall tale though. Kenjy owns the Star Wars box-set and a light sabre.
May the force be with us!
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- Tasting Coordinator. Has four dogs and a husband. Can't always tell them apart.
Loves F1 and thinks the sun shines out Fisichela's backside. She
drives her Corvette like Fisi ... mostly parked on the side, watching
the traffic speed by. Friends call her "GI Jeanette" ... but
not to her face. Jeanette's favourite saying is: "I can hear you but
I'm ignoring you because you're inferior!" |
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- Honorary Biscuit Doris. Geoff was inducted to bring some
respectability to the club. Oh how we erred! Geoff is part Game Ranger,
part Sudsa-King. This of course explains his dress-sense. Like
Christopher, he too has dodged marriage a few times, preferring to sleep
around rather than commit. Of course, by "sleep around" we really mean
"nod off at the drop of a hat". Geoff can normally be found napping at a
wine tasting near you. Geoff's standard response to any comment is "Yes,
but ...". Geoff gets shouted down a lot by the other committee members. |
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- Tasting Notes. As a result of childhood surgery involving a drunk
doctor and spare body parts, Ed (on the right) sports a natty third arm from the back of his head. This makes Ed very good at pouring wines at our tastings whilst taking tasting
notes at the same time. Ed likes heavy metal and light wine. He's a
little strange that way. |