Wine-Speak Builder

 


Ever wondered how the wine guru's come up with those nauseatingly esoteric descriptions, line after line, issue after issue?

Now their secret has been discovered. They use "Wine-Speak Builder".

Now you too can write pages and pages of crap which no one can understand, but which looks so good that no-one will be able to call your bluff!

Go ahead ... give it a try!

Instructions:
1. Click the "Build Description" button.
2. Watch wine-speak appear in the box.
3. Cut ' Paste to your wine notes
4. Repeat to taste.

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